Stay at Home Moms

This is for all the stay at home moms.  (via a very old Ann Landers post)

One day, a man came home from work to find total chaos.  The kids were playing outside in the mud, still in their pajamas.   When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter, dishes in the sink, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table and a pile of sand by the back door.  The family room was strewn with toys and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed  up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.  He was becoming worried that she might be ill or that something terrible had happened to her.  He found her in the bedroom still in bed with her pajamas on,  reading a book.

She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day had gone.  He looked at her, bewildered, and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know, every day, you com home from work and ask me what I did today"
"Yes" was his reply.
She answered, "Well, today, I didn't do it!"